Because the only thing better than listening to a new Kanye album is reading a new Kanye album.


“She Instagram herself like #BadBitchAlert

He Instagram his watch like #MadRichAlert.”

– Blood on the Leaves (2.21)


“She asked me what I wished for on my wish list

Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?”

– Bound 2 (2.34)


“Star Wars fur, yeah I’m rockin’ Chewbacca.”

– Guilt trip (1.33)


“This the greatest shit in the club

Since “In Da Club”

It’s so packed I might ride around

On my bodyguard’s back like Prince in the club.”

– Send It Up (1.22)


“I just talked to Jesus

He said ‘What up, Yeezus?’

I said, ‘Shit, I’m chillin’

Tryin’ to stack these millions.’ ”

– I Am a God (2.20)


“Hurry up with my damn croissants.”

– I Am A God (1.58)


Every single line from ‘I’m It It’

(Highlight comes at the 2.25 mark)


“You see it’s leaders and it’s followers

But I’d rather be a dick than a swallower.”

– New Slaves (0.56)

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